
The Simonside Dwarves
The Simonside Hills in Northumberland are known for their picturesque beauty. However they are also home to some small people who like to play mischievous tricks on unwary travellers.
The Origin Story
There are a number of stories for these fellows. One tale tells of a man who was lost in the hills until he came across a small cabin in the growing darkness. Relieved to have found some shelter he decided to stay there for the night. He was so exhausted from walking all day he fell fast asleep. Imagine his shock when he awoke in the morning to find both the cabin and the bed had disappeared and he was lying on the edge of a cliff. One small roll over in his sleep and he would have fallen to his death. This is unfortunately a common trick for the dwarves.
A similar story of a weary traveller finding a cabin for the night. And after building a fire to keep warm he is accosted by a Dwarf who is angry at him for using his firewood. He was so scared after the dwarf left that he slept sitting up all night....Only to discover on waking, much like the other tale, that he was right on the edge of a cliff.
Similarly there is a tale of two men out hunting in the hills, they are approached by a small person and they offer to share their birds with him. The small person says he does not like to eat birds, so he offers to take them to his place for dinner instead. The younger man was happy to go with him, but the older man persuaded him not to go and they left on their way.
When they got back to town and recounted the story, they were told how lucky they had been. For if they had gone with the dwarf they would have been set upon by others...and killed....and EATEN!!!
They would have been dinner!
Key Locations
The Simonside Hills are a rugged sandstone ridge and hill range located within the Northumberland National Park, just south of the town of Rothbury. There are plenty of walks around the area just be ready for any weather changes.
The Simonside Hills
A 2000 year old hillfort located on Lordenshaw Hill on the outskirts of Rothbury at the foot of the Simonside Hills. Lordenshaws has one of the largest clusters of ancient cup and ring marked stones in the country.
Lordenshaw Hill Fort
A famous Victorian mansion and estate with massive rocky gardens, located about 6 km north of Rothbury. It was the home of William Armstrong, 1st Baron Armstrong, founder of the Armstrong Whitworth armaments firm
Cragside House and Gardens